1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No .
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages/comments you and asks. And believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming... things are not exactly as they seem.
3. It is harder than it looks, but NO explanations !!! You will want to... but don't!!! (FUCK THE POLICE ... gently
)
(and, WOW, these rules seem so intimidating because of my new journal skin but okay, who cares)
Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? --- i wish
Been arrested? --- no
Kissed someone you didn't like? --- no
Slept in until 5 PM? --- wtf no
Fallen asleep at work/school? --- hell-fucking-yes
Ran at red light? --- yes
Been suspended from school? --- no
Experienced love at first sight? --- yes
Totalled your car in an accident? --- nope
Been fired from a job? --- no (what job)
Fired somebody? --- no (how am i supposed to do that)
Sang karaoke? --- yes (NEVER AGAIN)
Pointed a gun at someone? --- yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- yes (eating two slices of Sacher cake after a four-course meal? yeah, al, you can do it)
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- ... yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- yes
Kissed in the rain? --- no (pFFFFFFFFFFT)
Had a close brush with death? --- no
Seen someone die? --- no
Played spin-the-bottle? --- yes
Sang in the shower? --- yes
Smoked a cigar? --- no
Sat on a rooftop? --- no
Taken pictures of yourself naked? --- no
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- ONCE
Skipped school? --- yes
Eaten a bug? --- no
Sleepwalked? --- no
Walked a moonlit beach? --- no (WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH ALL THESE SHITTY ROMANTIC QUESTIONS. STOP THAT. SERIOUSLY. I STILL CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT BECAUSE MY LIFE ISN'T LIKE ONE OF THOSE CHEESY ROM-COMS.
)
Ridden a motorcycle? --- no
Dumped someone? --- no
Forgotten your anniversary? --- no (what anniversary)
Lied to avoid a ticket? --- nope
Ridden on a helicopter? --- no
Shaved your head? --- no
Blacked out from drinking? --- yes (i actually can black out from drinking orange juice and ice tea)
Played a prank on someone? --- yes
Hit a home run? --- ... what
Felt like killing someone? --- yes
Been falling-down drunk? --- no
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? --- no (hmm, strange, i wonder why)
Eaten snake? --- ... WHAT
Marched/Protested? --- no
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- what the shit
Puked on amusement ride? --- no
Been in a band? --- no
Knitted? --- yes
Been on TV? --- yes (and i'm glad that none of my friends was able to watch it because omg -> ME TALKING ON TV = BULLSHIT ALERT)
Shot a gun? --- no
Skinny-dipped? --- no
Caused someone to need stitches? --- no
Ridden a surfboard? --- no
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? --- no
Had surgery? --- no
Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- no
Passed out when not drinking? --- no ...?
Peed on a bush? --- no
Donated Blood? --- no
Grabbed electric fence? --- no (i do a lot of stupid things. but, believe me or not, i'm not that stupid)
Eaten alligator meat? --- no
Eaten cheesecake? --- yes (YESSS)
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? --- yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? --- i ... don't know. do bugs count?
Peed your pants in public? --- no
Written graffiti? --- no
Still love someone you shouldn't? --- yes ;n;
Think about the future? --- yes (i've got this awesome talent, you know. for planning conversations. and i know that they're never going to happen)
Been in handcuffs? --- no
Believe in love? --- ... yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? --- no
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DO THE MEME THING
